Bioware’s new game is really bad for people who own Jeeps.
BioWare's new game is out to kill Jeep owners, or they finally want to take on the off road racer market.
By Kevin Douglas Femmel
(Nov. 7, 2011) — If you own a Jeep and enjoy BioWare games then you’re in for some bad news. They hate you. They will kill you the next chance they get. We don’t know why they like to explode people who drive jeeps but the first artwork from their next game in a post-Mass Effect world shows how much blood lust they have for Jeep drivers.
Or maybe they’ve been playing way too much Rage lately. This is the only thing we have to go on until BioWare officially reveals what this picture means for their next game next month at the VGAs. Yes, once again BioWare gives you a reason to watch the VGAs for thirty seconds before changing the channel and pretending it never happened.
One thing we can tell is that it certainly isn’t Sonic Chronicles 2. Ok, well Sonic may have been given a sword at one point but they’d never have him drive cars would they? Oh, dear. I hope SEGA isn’t getting any ideas.
